The time-related configurations on this site were calculated with a Special Top Secret Formula by a professional(ish) writer on an ancient computer that should've been replaced years ago. DO NOT ATTEMPT AT HOME.  

Any reference to actual math or science, real or imagined, living or dead, employed in said configurations is purely coincidental.  My tenth grade math teacher can verify that.  My husband will attest to it.  Pretty much anyone who knows me could testify to it under oath.  

May cause marked boredom. If nausea or dizziness develops, promptly discontinue use and consult a physician. Do not read and drive simultaneously.

No animals were harmed during the creation of this site, yet my dog keeps shooting me pleading looks and plopping toys onto my lap to get me off the computer. 

Your experiences may differ from those depicted. 
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.


  1. If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, place it down and walk away.

    1. That's right. You should also seek shelter and cover head. Or at least that's what the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Inc., and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, advise.


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